Tuesday, May 30, 2006
So you think you can fart?
Last night we were all watching the dance contest show, So You Think You Can Dance, and Elijah started busting some moves all over the living room. Then he leaned way over, with his butt up in the air, and made a big long farting noise. (With his mouth.)
Daniel said, “So you think you can fart?”
And we were off. Elijah kept dancing and making fart noises. The rest of us became the judges.
“I love your technique!”
“I’m sorry, but there was nothing original or fascinating about that.”
“I loved it, but what was lacking for me was your–face!”
Elijah leaned over and made another big long fart noise with his mouth, and then managed to punctuate it with a real fart. We were rolling.
